Connor!

I guess you could say that I am drowning in women and boy it isn't as fantastic as you would think. Maybe because those women are all my sisters. My name is Connor but it is obvious that you don't really care. You seem more interested in the fact that I am writing about a chaotic life. I should probably start this off. Hello, I am here to tell you about this loud and noisy existence I was smushed into. I have two dogs named Chloe and Miley. Chloe is a sweet yellow lab and Miley is a demon inside a pugs body. Miley is always finding trouble within the house. She pees, poops, and rips up the pillows. She takes shoes and hides them everywhere. She is what some people call a nuisance but I see past that. Chloe is just an average sweetheart. She sits their and wags her tail like its no bodies business and acts proper.

Now your probably wondering if I have any sibling and I absolutely do. I have three sisters! Can you believe it? My dogs, my sisters, and my mom all live under the same roof and you can probably imagine what that is like. A bunch of girls constant bickering and fighting about who's clothes are who's and what happened to all of their makeup and yada yada yada. Even my dogs fight over their bones and food. It's kinda ridiculous if you asked me. In my family I am considered the "good" one. I do my chores, keep quiet, and punch in and punch out like a normal person would.

I don't keep myself cooped up inside my house all day like a loner would. That would drive me insane. I have a couple friends that are exactly like me. I would love to tell you all about them but yet again, you would get bored. All of my friends and I have one thing in common. SPORTS! Sports are my escape from the obnoxious sisters that were forced upon my existence. My favorite sport is football. Football is a great way to let your anger out. This is one of the only times were you can hit someone and it would be legal. I play running back and this is one of the hardest positions. You have to have some pretty good footwork and you have to know how to take a hit. You must run through people and run fast. All those bruises and scrapes are all worth it in the end. It's about time I wrap this up. I would stay but theres not much else to tell. Adios.

-Connor