First off, sharks do get cancer. I just thought I better clear that up real quick. Mainly because everyone seems to think that eating shark cartilage will keep them from getting cancer. However this doesn’t work because sharks do get cancer. The only problem is we don’t know how much they do because people keep killing them! I thought I might throw that out because it annoys me. A lot.
Also, I’d like to clear up that as it might seem now I am not strangely obsessed with sharks. That would just be ridiculous. No, I am strangely obsessed with platypi (or platypuses or whatever you want to call them), not sharks. If you don’t know what a platypus is just look up on the page and you’ll see one.
I don’t think I have properly introduced myself yet. Have I? No I’ve just complained about people eating sharks (which is still one of the stupidest ideas I’ve ever heard). Anyway, my name is Sam. If you are a creepy thirty year old reading this blog, then no I am not going to tell you my last name. And no I will not meet you in the alley behind the Panda Express. The only reason I’d ever go there is that it smells greatly of spring rolls. I like spring rolls. I also like noodles and really most asian foods (unless it’s shark). However, my favorite food is easily sushi (unless it’s shark sushi).
I assume you’re getting tired of me bringing back the sharks by now so I will stop. In fact I think I will stop all together. In a quick recap, my name is Sam, I love platypi, and my favorite food is sushi. Also, sharks are NOT the cure to cancer.
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